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LOS ANGELES, Feb. 14 (UPI) -- Whatever it is Shia LaBoeuf is up to, Emile Hirsch could be forgiven for thinking it's all a bit ridiculous. While LaBoeuf is showing up to movie premieres with a paper bag on his head and calling it an extended performance-art piece, Hirsch is parodying his antics on Twitter.
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Starting on January 13, and nearly every day since January 20, LaBeouf has sent out just one tweet, repeatedly:
I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) February 2, 2014For about 24 hours, Hirsch riffed on LaBeouf's stunt in hilarious fashion.
I AM NOT FAMOUS TO BEGIN WITH.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL SLIGHTLY MORE FAMOUS.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I TAKE IT BACK, STILL NOT FAMOUS.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM...CONFUSED ABOUT HOW FAMOUS OR NOT FAMOUS I MIGHT POTENTIALLY BE...ANYMORE...
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM...ACCIDENTALLY ON CAPS.
Advertisement— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM NOT FAYE MOSS ANYMORE. I HAD A SEX CHANGE AND AM NOW EMILE HIRSCH.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014IN ALL FAMOUSNESS THOUGH, I LOVE SHIA, WHETHER OR NOT HE'S FAMOUS.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE. I AM ALSO NO LONGER IN POSESSION OF LOBSTER FRIED RICE. I AM NOT SAYING I ATE IT THOUGH, JUST THAT I CANT FIND IT.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I COINCIDENTALLY AM NO LONGER THIRSTY.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM ALSO NO LONGER TWEETING STARTING....NOW.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM NOT SAYING THAT LAST TWEET WAS NOT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HONEST. IT WAS. HAVING SAID THAT, I'D LIKE TO KEEP GOING A BIT MORE...
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 12, 2014I AM NOT FRAMELESS ANYMORE. I AM LOVING THIS NEW DOOR.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014I AM NOT CONTAGIOUS ANYMORE.
Advertisement— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014I AM SORRY I TOLD YOU I WASN'T CONTAGIOUS, AS YOU SEEM TO BE COUGHING NOW. DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS FINE...OKAY, NOT DOCTOR, "CHIROPRACTOR."
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014I AM ALSO SORRY I SENT GRANDMA TO THAT PARTICULAR CHIROPRACTOR...NECK BREAKING IS VERY UNCOMMON.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014I AM ALSO SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU OR GRANDMA THAT I DO SOME CHIROPRACTING ON THE SIDE.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014I AM SORRY I EVEN SAID SORRY. NOT GONNA LIE, I AM ONLY ABOUT FIFTY PERCENT SURE OF MY ORIGINAL (FIRST) SORRY. AND ABOUT GRANDMA TOO.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014ah man, the viagra my font took just wore off.
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) February 13, 2014Glorious.
