Joe Bob Sings Enron

By JOE BOB BRIGGS  |  Jan. 24, 2002 at 4:55 PM
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NEW YORK, Jan. 24 (UPI) -- I shredded on a Monday and my heart stood still

Da doo on Enron, da doo Enron

Deleted e-mail Tuesday for the auditor Bill

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! My heart stood still!

Yes! His name was Bill!

And when he tapped my phone ...

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

The SEC investigator gave me the eye

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

He looked like he was fishing, but my oh my

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! He caught my eye!

Yes! But my oh my!

And when he found my loan . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

They're callin' me a masochist for savin' my mail

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

But 401K dividends won't pay for my bail

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! I'm savin' the mail!

No! I'm not makin' bail!

And when the cows come home . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Congressional committees wanna sweat Kenny Lay

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

The dough is in the Caymans and the rest is on ebay

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! They want Kenny Lay!

Yes! The crap's on ebay!

But soon they'll make him moan . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

I fingered Arthur Andersen for cookin' the books

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

I thought that they'd be satisfied with two or

three crooks

Da Doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! They're cookin' the books!

No! It's not enough crooks!

They want more flesh and bone . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

I know we paid off every politician in sight

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

So where's the juice, we need it now, this wafflin' ain't right

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! The pols got paid!

No! They went away!

And soon they'll start to drone . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

The Presidential Rolodex had Kenny boy's name

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

But now the C-in-C is saying "It's all the same"

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! He was our tool!

No! The market rules?

He won't answer his phone . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

I didn't wanna do it but I will if I must

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

The girlies in the boardroom had remarkable busts

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

Yes! We'll make them see!

How! Say "Le Win Ski"!

And oh how they could moan . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

The veepee with the memos is a festering boil

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

She knows too much and says too much, a most nasty goil

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron

No! We can't shoot her!

Spesh! Ul Prosecutor!

Ken Starr's bored at home . . .

Da doo ron Enron, da doo Enron.


(Joe Bob Briggs writes a number of columns for UPI and may be contacted at joebob@upi.com or through his website at joebobbriggs.com. Snail mail: P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, Texas, 75221.)

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