Jay Pharoah's President Barack Obama opened this weekend's "Saturday Night Live" with a press conference explaining how everyday Americans would be impacted by the sequester, $85 billion in federal budget cuts that went into effect Friday when lawmakers failed to reach a compromise.
"I could explain it in financial terms or in human terms," Pharoah's Obama said. "But since I have no idea how money works or how budgets work, I'll go with human terms instead."