When a man came to the door to respond to the charge, he informed officers that the only "guns" in the house were his biceps.
The 53-year-old man then busted the guns out to flex for the officers, the Daily Hampshire Gazette reported.
Police did discover a toy water gun at the residence.
Det. Lt. Alan Borowski weighed in on the man's arsenal.
"For 53, he's all right," Borowski told Boston.com. "But he was probably bigger back in the day."
Police said the man appeared intoxicated, but he was not charged with anything.