New York Sports Club has put out a newspaper ad advising West to stay in shape in order to avoid the same fate that befell Kardashian's previous husband, NBA player Kris Humphries.
In addition to that snarky ad being released, the New York Post published a 55-word wedding announcement for the couple that begins by calling them "jackasses" and ends with the line, "The republic still stands."
Before West and Kardashian walked down the aisle, the Post published a similarly sarcastic wedding toast to Kimye.
"You guys have everything a couple needs to keep a marriage strong. You have love and class and talent and, above all, high name recognition among the coveted 18-24 demographic," the toast reads. "So let's all raise a glass of champagne — and Kanye, Biebs wanted you to have this sizzurp — to Mr. and Mrs. West. May the TV writers never pen you out of each other's lives!"
Twitter users are also getting a little sick and tired of the wedding dominating social media.
@PalmBeachTan Posted an issue on your FB page Friday. No response. Apparently posting the Kimye wedding is more important than customers.— Noah Watson (@noahdw) May 27, 2014
If Bey and Jay didn't go to the Kimye wedding then it wasn't that important. Plus I never knew until after the fact. #irrelevant— frobinson. (@_franrobinson) May 27, 2014