London store offers 'voodoo your ex' service for Valentine's Day

"Has a love rat done the dirty on you?" website reads. "Get your revenge this Valentine's Day with a custom-made voodoo doll."
By Evan Bleier  |  Feb. 4, 2014 at 1:37 PM
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LONDON, Feb. 4 (UPI) -- London residents more interested in getting even than in buying chocolates or flowers on Valentine’s Day can get a voodoo doll made in the image of their ex from the Last Tuesday Society.

According to the Hex Your Ex website, “Has a love rat done the dirty on you? Get your revenge this Valentine's Day with a custom-made voodoo doll.”

“For anyone who has recently been spurned, dumped or two-timed the sight of a long-stemmed rose, a gipsy violinist or a gift box of Belgian truffles might evoke similar feelings of cold-blooded revenge and retribution. For all of you people may we offer our VOODOO YOUR EX service.”

After turning in a photo of their ex, interested parties must also send in a piece of their former partner’s clothing or pick from a fabric like demin, paisley or gingham. Then jilted lovers must write five hexes for the doll; one for the torso and one for each limb.

Available hexes for the Voodoo Your Ex service include: Impotence, Flatulence, Beer belly, Root canal surgery, Prostate examination, Pet run over, Football team relegated and Zero Twitter followers.

The service costs about $32 and people who buy a doll are invited to bring them to a Valentine's Day Masked Ball on February 14 for a “full voodoo hexing ceremony.”

[Daily Mail] [Hex Your Ex]

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