UK Dominos customer says he 'scorched' penis while having sex with pizza

MILTON KEYNES, England, Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Maybe he should have gone with a deep dish…

A Dominos customer in the United Kingdom directed an epic Twitter ranted at the popular pizza chain, saying he'd burned himself "making love" to a pizza.

.@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

Whoever was running the Twitter account responded fairly calmly considering what @ITK_AGENT_VIGO aka “JOHN DEAN AT INTERNATIONAL MAN had to say.

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - [email protected] regarding this matter.
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

It didn’t end there, not by a long shot.

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

@ITK_AGENT_VIGO As you have previously been advised, please email our head office about this
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— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

.@Dominos_UK LOOK, I'VE TRIED EMAILING YOUR HEAD OFFICE WITH NO SUCCESS BUT NOW THE PIZZA WANTS TO GIVE ME A BLOW JOB, PLEASE ADVISE.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

Eventually other people saw the exchange and started getting involved.

@indiantank @ITK_AGENT_VIGO It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!
— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

@Dominos_UK @ITK_AGENT_VIGO But eventually the pizzas grow up and they do all sorts of sexual things just like Vigo has recently encountered
— Samrat Mukhopadhyay (@indiantank) February 24, 2014

.@mchampionmetro @Dominos_UK MICHAEL, IT'S PROBABLY BETTER THEY DON'T RESPOND TO YOU. YOU WILL NOT GET FAMOUS OFF THE BACK OF ME.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 25, 2014

At least one person commended the Dominos account for staying professional.

@DanielHopper_ You will not believe that this can actually happen. The method of how is usually lost in translation though.
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— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

After getting all the attention on Twitter, @ITK_AGENT_VIGO went after another company. As of early Tuesday evening, the account for Xbox support had yet to take the cheese -- so to speak.

.@XboxSupport HEY GUYS, GOING DOWN ON MY X BOX AT THE MOMENT, BEEN AT IT FOR AT LEAST 45 MINUTES, IT'S NOT CLIMAXED YET, PLEASE HELP.
— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 25, 2014