The comedic statements were devised by Kimmel on Thursday -- he said that Obama no longer had to watch her tongue and could say whatever she wants.
"The whole eight years we were in the White House, we used Laura Bush's Netflix password," Obama said land laughed while reading from a card.
"I'm not sure which one is Sasha and which one is Malia," she continued about her children and said that her daughters would agree with the statement.
Obama finished the segment by mentioning actor George Clooney.
"Clooney is my freebie," she said.
Obama appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote her recently released memoir titled Becoming.
The memoir chronicles Obama's life before the White House, her time as first lady, why she is unlikely to run for office and that she is not a fan of mean-spirited politics.