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“ The crowds have been very mellow. I didn't see any major violations -- public drunkenness or anything ”
Amtrak mooning draws crowd of 1,000
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“ They don't have an exact cause of death but based on the circumstances, they feel she was murdered ”
Identity of body found in fridge unknown
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“ The body was possibly in that freezer for several months to a couple years ”
Decomposed body found in motor home
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“ We had some mooners and some female flashers and some people who were nude altogether ”
Police stop mass-mooning event
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“ Every year around Christmastime, people get lasers as presents and we see this sort of thing ”
Teen accused of pointing laser at jet
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“ That's a pretty incredible story for a 4-year-old to make up ”
Police: Kidnapping case was just a hoax
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“ If it turns out to be an actual rape and he turns out to be a suspect, all I can say is: Sometimes people do return ”
Cop stops briefing to track subject
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“ As more time goes on, the likelihood that she has become a victim of foul play certainly increases ”
Police fearful for missing college student
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“ The rise of heroin from Afghanistan is our biggest rising threat in the fight against narcotics ”
Afghan heroin taking over U.S. market
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“ The animal was stalking three deputies, about ready to possibly attack them ”
Mountain lion attack victim improves
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