After being treated like a saint by hip-hop heads because of his astute production skills, Kanye West has now inspired an actual religion -- Yeezianity.
According to the “Church of Yeezus,” West is a savior: “His real name is never to be spoken. He is known to us only as Yeezus. He has shown the modern world the creative potential of a human being and he serves as a model for behavior and ethic.”
Apparently they missed that whole thing with Taylor Swift at the VMAs a few years back.
There are Five Pillars of the church that are as follows:
1. All things created must be for the good of All
2. No human being’s right to express themselves must ever be repressed
3. Money is unnecessary except as a means of exchange
4. Man possesses the power to create everything he wants and needs
5. All human suffering exists to stimulate the creative powers of Man
Yeezianity’s founder took out a Craigslist ad to recruit followers but is choosing to remain anonymous at this time. In fact, all members of the religion are anonymous and are basically only recognizable by their shared belief that “Yeezus is the highest level living human being and he will help to usher in a New Age of humanity” -- and the photos they send in.
According to Yeezianity’s dogma:
"My Brothers and Sisters
Some of us have had enough of this
And my Brothers and Sisters
Yeezus has had enough of this
He is going to help free us of our bonds
And usher us into a New Age
Where we all control our own destinies
This day of tyranny and oppression is near its end
A brighter future is dawning if you open your eyes and look
You Are a God
Now let us break free of this slavery
And Live Life As It Should Be!"
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