Washington Redskins fan says team's play is affecting his bedroom performance

Nov. 21 (UPI) -- An NFL team’s lack of TDs on the field is apparently giving one of their fans ED in the bedroom.

After the Washington Redskins lost 24-16 to the divisional rival Philadelphia Eagles over the weekend, a local sports talk station asked fans to share in some group healing by answering one question. The Fan’s Holden and Danny show asked Tuesday:

How have the Redskins ruined your life?

High blood pressure, moodiness and anxiety all got blamed on the fumbling franchise, but the response of one man, Dave in Waldorf, sealed the deal for the most dramatic reaction.

“Now listen, I’m gonna tell y’all how they messed me up, man,” Dave said. “I put my heart and soul into these Redskins, man. The other day my girl wanted to have sex with me, I couldn’t even do it bruh. I’m just so hurt with these Redskins.”

“Hold on, you turned down sex because of the Redskins?” Holden asked.

“I think I’ve got ED or something man. I don’t know,” Dave said. “It’s because of these Redskins, man, I can’t do it.”

The team is 3-7 and will take on the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.

[CBS DC]