Bush memoir subject of 'Late Show' Top 10

NEW YORK, April 27 (UPI) -- Former U.S. President George W. Bush's announcement that he is writing his memoir has become fodder for a "Late Show with David Letterman" Top 10 list.

The Top 10 "Thoughts That Went Through George W. Bush's Mind As He Wrote His Memoirs" roster was presented on Monday's edition of the late-night talk show.

The list was read as follows:

10. "What's a memoir?"

9. "Is 36 pages enough?"

8. "You know who was a great band? Foghat!"

7. "Taco break!"

6. "How cool is it that I was President? Come on, up high!"

5. "Jerky break!"

4. "Chapter 8: the day I went 5-for-5 in White House T-ball. And no gimmies. All ropes."

3. "What? Ricky Martin's gay?"

2. "Do you spell nucular with 2 'O's or an 'EW?'"

1. "Shouldn't (former Vice President Dick) Cheney be the one writing this?"