March 25, 2009 / 4:44 PM

Top 10 reasons Letterman married

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NEW YORK, March 25 (UPI) -- David Letterman joked about his recent wedding via a "Late Show Top 10 Reasons I Got Married" list Tuesday night.

Letterman revealed Monday that he married his longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko, the mother of his 5-year-old son, March 19 at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Mont.

The funny man's "Top 10 Reasons I Got Married" were as follows --

10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.

9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.

8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!

7. She needed a green card.

6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.

5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.

4. I finally fit into my dream dress!

3. Free cake

2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.

1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top 10 out of it.

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