Nov. 24 (UPI) -- With George Zimmerman back in the headlines this week, Saturday Night Live had Tarran Killam's Piers Morgan interview his new girlfriend, Samantha Scheibe, the 27-year-old woman Zimmerman allegedly assaulted last Monday.
Played by Kate McKinnon, Scheibe described her relationship with Zimmerman, "who wants to have a shotgun wedding."
"And by that I mean he's marrying his gun," she said.
McKinnon's Scheibe also said she liked Zimmerman because she's a "sucker for bad boys, and I just love it when a man’s features look like they’re being vacuumed right to the center of his face.”
Morgan also spoke to Florida police chief (Bobby Moynihan), who seemed flummoxed about the appropriate way to handle Zimmerman, and Men's Warehouse founder George Zimmer.
"I do not like the way he's making me look," Zimmer said. "He's dragging the first two-thirds of my name through the mud," he said.
"I keep telling people, I'm not George Zimmerman, I'm George Zimmer ... man!"