North Korean media reported Friday that the isolationist regime had put its rockets on standby to attack U.S. targets. NKNews.org then pointed to an official state photo of Kim's "emergency meeting" to sign the order, which also shows Kim backed by a large map that reads, "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan."
According to NKNews, the photo appears to show missile trajectories aimed at Hawaii, Washington, D.C., and Southern California, not surprising targets given their relative geographic or political importance. But apparently, Austin, Texas -- the state capital favored by live music enthusiasts and hipsters -- also made Kim's nuclear hit list.