Lindsay Lohan's storage locker is up for grabs

Can we get "Storage Wars" on this?

According to a TMZ source, Lohan owes $16,000 to the storage company housing her collection of "expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items." If Lohan doesn't pay up by the end of the month, her tucked-away belongings will be sold at auction.

TMZ says that Lohan asked family and friends (Where are you, Charlie Sheen?) for help with the bills, to no avail. No word on what's filling up the locker, but Jezebel imagines that it might hold "Samantha Ronson's fedora collection" and Wilmer Valderrama.

Lohan also faces serious legal troubles -- the 26-year-old actress could get up to 245 days in jail for violating her probation.