DEERFIELD, Ill., June 20 (UPI) -- In what is undoubtedly the most American event of the day: Kraft Foods has recalled Velveeta from Walmart stores in a dozen states for not having enough preservatives.
Not having enough preservatives, besides being un-American, could lead the cheese bricks to "spoil prematurely and/or lead to food borne illness," Kraft said in a statement.