DeMarcus Cousins did a video review of 'Titanic' and it was glorious

Nov. 30 (UPI) -- New Orleans Pelicans star DeMarcus Cousins can do many things on the basketball court, but he might have a future as a film critic.

Cousins tried out the gig recently for the Pelicans. New Orleans tweeted the result on Wednesday night.

"Haven't seen the movie Titanic? @BoogieCousins gives you the cliff notes," the Pelicans tweeted.

And if you didn't know already: Cousins is a Jack-could-have-fit-on-the-door truther.

"It's about a rich girl, who is about to get married to the rich guy," Cousins said. "They plan a nice little cruise out somewhere in the ocean...huge ship. So there is a guy...another guy. He goes by the name of Jack. So Jack, being the player that he was, he finessed the whole situation. He ended up bagging a girl named Rose. Rose was her name."

"It was supposed to be a happily ever after, but the cruise that they were all on, it ended up hitting an iceberg. The ship, of course, it sank. There was devastation everywhere. There were a lot of people out in the water. There was some debris floating around and there was just this door. This one door. Jack, being the player that he was, you know...he let the lady Rose sit on the door so she wouldn't be in the freezing cold water. Rose, she made Jack stay in the water. So Jack froze to death and Rose went on to tell this beautiful movie that I'm telling you guys about. Now, do you guys know what this movie is called?"

Cousins, 27, was just 7-years-old when the Titanic came out in 1997. The 6 foot 11, 270 pound center is averaging 25.1 points, 12.5 rebounds and 5.4 assists per game in his first full season with the Pelicans.