LOS ANGELES, Feb. 18 (UPI) -- 'Agent Zero' might have zero chance at having his wish granted to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers.
"Just tried to get courtside seats to #Kobes Last home game #smdh," Arenas said. "#SOLDOUT.....But yall know I keeps a backup plan.....as I look at the end of the lakers bench AND realize what #hibbert #metta @swaggyp1 been doing all season #WatchingKobesLastSeason in those NICE #CourtsideSeats....Buss you gotta let me be down..give ya boy a #10day from (april 3rd-13th) ill pay for the seat...I dont want the seat #metta sits in...that [expletive] so far in the corner."
"I thought that [expletive] was security last time he wore all blk #NOTHX.....dont sit me next to #nick or #hibbert they #downsyndrome looks like its catchable, NOT paying top dolla to catch what them two [expletive] look like they got #NOTHX hahahaha Just as long as im on the left side of that bighead [expletive] #sacre NO offence bra I wanna see the #Mamba not a life size #bobblehead version of #Mrclean AND far away from #byronscott as possible...the way he coaches, hes liable put anyone in whos sitting next to him (jack nickelson #batman go get #russell and u guard #cousin's #playhard) hahahaha ..can somebody let me know who I can contact for My request demands hahahahaha."
Bryant's final home game is set for April 13, against the Utah Jazz, at the Staples Center.
Arenas, 34, last played in 2011 for the Memphis Grizzlies. He averaged 21.2 points, 5.4 assists and four rebounds per game in 11 seasons for the Golden State Warriors, Washington Wizards, Orlando Magic and Grizzlies.