UNTERSIGGENTHAL, Switzerland, June 23 (UPI) -- A note posted at a Swiss housing complex blasts loud lovemaking neighbors for "Oh God" exclamations confused by children and seniors for "religion or suicide."
The anonymous note, posted on the door to the underground parking area at Rosengarten apartments in Untersiggenthal, criticizes a couple living in the facility for the noise level of their late night sexual encounters.
"At the beginning it was quite amusing to listen through the walls and windows to their loud mating rituals, but still in the long run I have to say as a neighbor it just sucks," the annoyed neighbor wrote.
The note suggests the couple look into soundproofing their apartment to keep their headboard slamming and passionate exclamations private.
"Believe me, it's no fun when you have to explain to one of the elderly relatives or godchildren that the words of the neighbors, 'Oh God, I'm coming' have nothing to do with religion or suicide," the letter reads.
A resident of a nearby building confirmed the complaints.
"Through the open window, I hear them, though I do not live in the same building," the neighbor told 20 Minuten.
Walter Angst, spokesman for the local tenant association, said neighbors should attempt to talk such matters out between themselves without posting anonymous notes.
"In neighborhood conflicts we always urge tenants to talk things over with mutual consideration," Angst said.