Lawn chairs (CC/Geoff R)
The 33-year-old woman wandered into the family's yard and began urinating. After she was finished, the suspect allegedly "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs."
As multiple family members looked on, the woman began "quite purposefully exposing her genitalia, and then posterior, to the family inside the home," KOMO reported.
Emergency dispatchers were called and police arrived to arrest the woman. She was charged with indecent exposure because her behavior was deemed serious enough to cause "a person to reasonably experience fear, alarm or concern."
It's unclear what would have happened had the family owned one or more lawn gnomes.
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