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How to score a date with Miss Piggy

By Wade Sheridan
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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy attend the premiere of the motion picture comedy "Muppets Most Wanted" at the El Capitan Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on March 11, 2014. Stars Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have since broken up as the Muppets prepare to launch their new series on ABC. File Photo by UPI/Jim Ruymen | <a href="/News_Photos/lp/24bf16a92e620367a240c3a21bbdd2c8/" target="_blank">License Photo</a>
Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy attend the premiere of the motion picture comedy "Muppets Most Wanted" at the El Capitan Theatre in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on March 11, 2014. Stars Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have since broken up as the Muppets prepare to launch their new series on ABC. File Photo by UPI/Jim Ruymen | License Photo

NEW YORK, Sept. 21 (UPI) -- Newly single Muppets star Miss Piggy has revealed the top things she's looking for in a date.

ABC has the list that proves Miss Piggy really is moving on after her split from longtime beau and partner Kermit the Frog back in August.

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The actress mentions the qualities one must possess in order to score a date with the pop-culture icon including being "A-List", photogenic, having a lot of money and being sensitive to her needs.

"Let's be honest: if you are standing next to me, no one is going to notice you anyway, Miss Piggy writes. "But, like any strong, independent woman, I still like being seen with eye-candy. So, send me a real photo of you before we meet. And don't try photo-shopping your head on Matt Damon's body. I know his body, and it ain't yours."

As a pig who once dated a frog, dating another species doesn't matter to Miss Piggy either unless you need to live under certain conditions in order to survive.

"I've dated a frog, so obviously I have no problem dating outside my species. That said, I prefer not to go out with anyone whose very survival requires subzero temperatures or total immersion in water. Opposable thumbs are a plus, but not a deal breaker."

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Miss Piggy was last seen spending some quality time with Hunger Games actor Liam Hemsworth on Instagram sparking dating rumors in the process.

Kermit seems to be back on the dating scene as well being after linked with a sultry pig businesswoman named Denise.

How all this Muppet drama will play out will be revealed when Kermit and the gang return to television with their new mockumentary style show The Muppets set to air Sept. 22 on ABC.

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