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DRAFT MICKEY?

By JOAN HANAUER, United Press International

Uncle Sam wants Mickey Mouse to register for the draft. The Selective Service System has written to Michael M. Mouse at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., demanding he sign up.

A spokesman for the amusement park said, 'We'll notify them that at 52 he's well over the draft age. And besides, he's a World War II veteran. I suppose we'll also have to point out he's only a cartoon character. I think somebody snuck something by the government here.'

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