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ST. PAUL, Minn., Aug. 7 (UPI) -- A Minnesota man has learned an important lesson: If you want your testicles removed, leave it to the professionals.

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ST. PAUL, Minn., July 17 (UPI) -- Two women got into a physical fight over a parking space in a crowded lot at a Minnesota zoo.

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ST. PAUL, Minn., June 6 (UPI) -- A 2-year-old boy "bounced right up" after plummeting from a third-story apartment window in Minnesota while playing with his twin brother.

LOS ANGELES, June 15 (UPI) -- Ken Jennings, a software engineer from Salt Lake City, Utah, has competed on the TV show "Jeopardy!" a record 11 consecutive nights.

HOUSTON, Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A private investment group has signed an agreement to purchase Oregon's largest utility from bankrupt Enron for $2.35 billion. A group of Oregon businessmen, including former Gov. Neil Goldschmidt, plan to purchase Portland General Electric, which serves

NEW YORK, Aug. 25 (UPI) -- Researchers have discovered lashing radioactive atoms to microbe-hunting proteins could kill germs considered impervious to all other medical therapies.