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“ I am happy to co-host the Oscars with my enemy Alec Baldwin ”
Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin to host Oscars
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“ That got me thinking about other songs and just coming back to the banjo, which I'd always played idly ”
Steve Martin set to release music album
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“ The government's brief as presented continues to misinterpret key scientific findings related to the humpback chub, status of downstream resources in Grand Canyon, and the need for the Secretary to acknowledge (National Park Service) authorities and responsibilities to protect resources under (Park Service) administration ”
Park official blasts Grand Canyon mgmt.
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“ We have a lot of Band-Aids and bailing wire on things where, if we go 10 more years like this, we really are going to have to start shutting things down ”
Official: Grand Canyon needs more funds
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“ We have a lot of projects that are ready to go ”
Official: Grand Canyon needs more funds
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“ I think Mark Twain is a great guy and I can't wait to meet him ”
Steve Martin to receive Twain Prize
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“ You took your kids along on drug deals. You knew what you were doing ”
Judge tells mom she's a sorry excuse
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“ I'm not going to comment on whether he's a good or bad shot. All I can say is he shoots a lot. ”
23 Ohio interstate shootings now linked
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“ There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you ”
Investigators scour Ohio shooting area
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“ Anybody that would go out on a freeway and shoot at moving vehicles going 65 mph, I don't consider that to be an accident ”
Ohio reopens highway plagued by sniper
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