In Sports from United Press International
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Feds seize Florida attorney's assets (3 min)
Baby born in truck en route to hospital (5 min)
Loose monkey crosses Fla. county (8 min)
Children in day care see a lot of TV (10 min)
Mauer voted AL Most Valuable Player (17 min)
Last STS-129 spacewalk is completed (21 min)
Markets charge ahead Monday (34 min)
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