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“ I don't know if you can see this from the back, but if you want a better view it'll be on eBay tomorrow ”
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“ I have a very strong feeling for conservation as I am aware of the need to do all we can to preserve the world as we have it, despite the ever-growing population ”
Actor Cleese wants to pen Obama's speeches
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“ If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick ”
City dumps revenge on British comedian
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“ The infected bit, which has been cut out by the surgeon, will be offered for sale on the Web site in the next few days. Proceeds from the sale will be divided between JC ”
Jockstrip: The world as we know it
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“ The infected bit, which has been cut out by the surgeon, will be offered for sale on the Web site in the next few days. Proceeds from the sale will be divided between JC ”
John Cleese offers to auction colon bits
United Press International
“ I found in the past that when there is a nasty attack like this, one's first reaction is to feel bewildered and disorientated and, to a certain extent, scared ”
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“ We say that the clear thrust of the article was that the claimant, Mr. Cleese, emigrated to the United States where he has become a humiliated failure. This was a baseless and offensive attack on his reputation and his character. ”
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