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“ The only thing better than breaking up is going on 'The View' right after you break up ”
Kimmel dons 'Rosie' drag for 'View' stop
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“ What do you mean, what happened? Look at me. What do you think happened? I'm a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. I'm an imbecile. She couldn't date an imbecile anymore. ”
Kimmel dons 'Rosie' drag for 'View' stop
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“ This is going to be a little bit loose tonight because I am a member of the writer's guild and we're on strike ”
American Music Awards begin in LA
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“ Joe is extremely competent and creative and, most importantly, he didn't creep us out ”
DeMaio tabbed as new 'Kimmel' director
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“ Audioslave is a great band that deserves a great platform and on top of that, it's always fun to close a street down ”
Audioslave concert on Hollywood Blvd.
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“ I know this sounds like one of Courtney Love's stories ”
Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Advil on air
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“ I went to the emergency room and they let all the helium out ”
Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Advil on air
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“ All we saw of her was a puff of smoke, like what the 'Road Runner' leaves behind ”
Omarosa walks of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'
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“ The guy would say, 'Yes, yes, OK,' and we'd give him the phone number of our house, and then he'd call back right away and we would pretend to be the dad ”
Cathy's World: Crank Yankers
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Man happy with simple life in Utah cave (16 min)
Man halts parade to propose to girlfriend (22 min)
Murray tops del Potro in ATP Finals opener (30 min)
UPI NewsTrack Entertainment News (43 min)
Record attempt uses 430 gallons of stout (44 min)
Former bathroom book may sell for $99,000 (56 min)
Palin book tour travels to Pa., N.Y.
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