Today is Sunday, Oct. 27, the 300th day of 2002 with 65 to follow.

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LOS ANGELES, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Every family has one. Everybody knows one. It's the parsimonious member of the clan who over the years has thrown cold water on holiday celebrations by doling out low-end Christmas gifts that in no way match their ability to pay or what they were given by

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Today is Saturday, Oct. 27, the 300th day of 2001 with 65 to follow.