UPI en Español  |   UPI Asia  |   About UPI  |   My Account
Search:
Go

Topic: David Letterman

Quotes

I was surprised to read, and maybe everybody knows this, that the likelihood of Osama bin Laden being at that location -- about 55 percent, is that about right
Mullen talks bin Laden on 'Late Show'
United Press International
It's chemically treated. You'll be sick for weeks. You won't be out of the egg for a month
Lady Gaga eats Letterman's notes
United Press International
I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception
Letterman apologizes to Palin
United Press International
Ed McMahon's voice at 11:30 was a signal that something great was about to happen
Hollywood remembers Ed McMahon
United Press International
The night before the French Open final, I used the wrong conditioner and it started to come off
Agassi retires mullet weave on 'Letterman'
United Press International
You're retiring to pursue a career in music. To me, that seems -- excuse me, I mean, you did sing in ('Walk the Line') -- but it seems unlikely because you've been nominated for two Academy Awards
Phoenix apologizes to Letterman
United Press International
How much time do you spend in it? Oh, is it tough to get insurance
Lady Gaga eats Letterman's notes
United Press International
First of all, when they said, 'We want you to be in the so-and-so room at 9-whatever,' what did they tell you?
Mullen talks bin Laden on 'Late Show'
United Press International
Excuses of the Guy Who Broke into the Ed Sullivan Theate
Letterman reads theater break-in Top 10
United Press International
I wish I had a nickel for every time a guy has threatened to cut [my tongue out]
Letterman jokes off jihad threat
United Press International
Most Popular
Stories Photos Comments
Featured Photos
1 of 15
138th Preakness Stakes in Baltimore, Mayland
View Caption
Race fans enjoy a shot in the infield during the 138th Preakness Stakes at Pimlico Race Course on May 18, 2013 in Baltimore, Maryland. Kentucky Derby winner Orb is looking for a Triple Crown possibility with a win today at Pimlico. UPI/Kevin Dietsch