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“ The night before the French Open final, I used the wrong conditioner and it started to come off ”
Agassi retires mullet weave on 'Letterman'
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“ Ed McMahon's voice at 11:30 was a signal that something great was about to happen ”
Hollywood remembers Ed McMahon
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“ I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception ”
Letterman apologizes to Palin
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“ You do get a second lease on life, and it's a gift, you know, thank you ”
Robin Williams to resume stand-up tour
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“ The men and women of our military have made indescribable sacrifices ”
Queen Latifah set for 'Sesame' special
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“ This is not the John McCain I know. ... It's like we caught him getting a manicure ”
Letterman fumes over McCain cancellation
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“ We're told the senator has concluded his interview with Katie Couric and is now on Rachel Ray's show making veal piccata. ”
Letterman fumes over McCain cancellation
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“ I'll rename the 10th month of the year 'Barack-tober,' ”
Obama jokes: 'Top 10 Campaign Promises'
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“ I won't let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model ”
Obama jokes: 'Top 10 Campaign Promises'
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“ You're watching the 'Late Show,' the only show on the air now that has jokes written by union writers. I know you're thinking to yourselves at home right now, 'This crap is written?' Yes. ”
Late-night talk shows are back
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