Loose monkey crosses Fla. county (3 min)
Children in day care see a lot of TV (5 min)
Mauer voted AL Most Valuable Player (12 min)
Last STS-129 spacewalk is completed (15 min)
Markets charge ahead Monday (29 min)
Former Ford engineer denied bond (31 min)
UPI NewsTrack Entertainment News (40 min)
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Today's most incoherent actual headline: "Trooper fired after hat fib wants back in"
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Under the new administration, sex slavery for the mentally handicapped is no longer on the list...
Van carrying cheerleaders flips, twirls, spins and splits on the interstate
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