As they put it: "This is Hollywood. If something kind of works, they'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it."
"Gravity is nominated for best film: It’s the story about how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age," Fey quipped.
They also joked that Matt Damon, who starred in Behind the Candelabra, is a "big deal" on any other night in Hollywood. "But tonight, you're basically a garbage person," Poehler said.
You can watch clips of their monologue above and the full thing below:
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