Woods' girlfriend -- Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn -- thought it would be cute to perch the critter right on Woods' shoulder.
Woods wasn't too against it after his initial hold-on-stop-touching-me-I'm-watching-the-Presidents-Cup reaction, but his interaction with the squirrel was less than affectionate.
But then again, it's unlikely that anyone, much less Love, would be carrying around a squirrel in his pocket.
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