Do not read more if you want to hang onto your G-rated memories of Shirley Jones, who starred in movie-musicals like "Oklahoma!" and "The Music Man" before playing the Partridge family matriarch on television in the 1970s.
Jones, now 79, issues a similar warning in the introduction to her new autobiography, "Shirley Jones: A Memoir," in which she says, "So bring out the smelling salts, hang on to your hats, and get ready for the surprise of your lives!"