Guess who left his Facebook open on the computer and got a message from Kelsi? Yeah! You! :) But don't worry, I didn't break anything! Actually, I was nice enough to package your things! And I even invented a neat game, since I know you like looking for things like other girls!
The writer goes on to say that she's left her ex's clothes, video games, TV and laptop at places where they first met, first kissed, etc. Everything else is at "Kelsi's" house.
"Happy hunting!" she concludes.