Chad Johnson made a name for himself as a flamboyant NFL wide receiver and Spanish-language enthusiast -- he changed his name back from Chad Ochocinco last June -- before he was released from the Miami Dolphins last year.
But Johnson's out-of-work status didn't stop him from devoting Saturday and Sunday to a homeless man named Robert, a.k.a. "Pork Chop," and documenting their adventures on Twitter. According to Johnson's Twitter feed, the unlikely pair drank beer together, went shopping and Urban Outfitters and ended the night at a club called Dream. Cue the "Pretty Woman" montage: