April 1 (UPI) --
Conan O'Brien loves college basketball, calling it a "triumph of youthful competitive spirit." But more importantly, it makes "buttloads of money." He announced on his show "Conan" that he should really get in on the action.
"I'm starting my own online college just so I can form a college basketball team and break into the March Madness tournament."
You can apply to Conan State University and join the basketball team, or take a course with professor Andy Richter called "Introduction to Feigning Interest."
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