"I'm Jewish, 5'9" on a really good day, and I can't dance at all. You're Christian, 5'10", and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for Best Short Film," Davidson argues as he rubs shaving cream on his face. "You could say this is destiny."
"Great moments are born from great opportunity," Davidson muses as a friend in a bathrobe hands him his suit vest. "That's what we have here today: a chance to make a nice guy's senior year the best ever."
This isn't the first time enterprising fans have aimed for their dream dates.
UPDATE: Upton acknowledged his unorthodox invitation over Twitter, saying she'd check her schedule.
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