White House petition wants R. Kelly's 'Ignition' to replace the National Anthem

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Since its inception in 2011, the White House's "We the People" open petition web site has yielded a range of flippant, oddball and downright crazy requests, from Piers Morgan's deportation to the construction of a Death Star (the administration, for the record, "does not support blowing up planets").

Most recently, an anonymous R. Kelly fan has asked the White House to consider changing the National Anthem from the overwrought, hard-to-sing "Star-Spangled Banner" to 2003's bouncy tribute to the importance of an after-party.

America has changed in the years since Francis Scott Key penned "The Star-Spangled Banner," the petition's creators argue. It's time to "recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen."

Here's the petition in full:

In spite of Kelly's less-than-stellar reputation, Esquire's Miles Raynor writes that the petition's writers might be on to something.

As of Thursday afternoon, the petition has received more than 7,000 signatures, far short of the 100,000 needed to receive an official response from the White House. The petition's creators have until April 2.