"Anne Hathaway's stylist should be fired for not forcing her to wear pasties! HELLO NIPPLES!!!" gossip blogger Perez Hilton tweeted as the Best Supporting Actress nominee walked the red carpet.
Hathaway told E! News' Ryan Seacrest that she picked out the dress only three hours before she arrived, which could explain what's either a poor tailoring job or a good old wardrobe malfunction.
As is to be expected, Anne Hathaway's nipples immediately got their own mock Twitter account.
We just won the Breast Dressed Award. Blergh. #Oscars— AnneHathawayNipples (@HathawayNipple) February 25, 2013
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