Dec. 11 (UPI) --
Not only does Sen. Harry Reid love Sen. Ben Nelson for casting the deciding vote for Obamacare, Reid spent fully 42 seconds of government time poetically contemplating Nelson's youthful mane. Can someone please make this a song?
I think if the truth were known, many, many senators would be very envious, as I am, and I would even think the presiding officer, about that hair of Ben Nelson’s. I mean that is a mop of real hair. It's often that people call his office - they believe he has a toupee. It's his hair. He'll pull it for you any time just to show you that it's real. I mean he has hair like a 15-year-old Mr. President. So I have to acknowledge, I am a little envious of his hair.
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