Though GQ says they've avoided ranking this group in any particular order -- "because all zeros are created equal" -- Mitt Romney is listed at No. 1 with the observance, "Voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single person at the bar at 4 a.m."
Also listed? Michelle Obama at No. 7, for failing to prevent Americans from being fat. Amanda Bynes sits at No. 2 for failing to be "as fascinating a train wreck as [Lindsay] Lohan and "The Newsroom's" Aaron Sorkin comes in at No. 18, for writing a show that feels "like someone is force-reading you the Huffington Post."
Check out the whole list over at GQ.com.
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