"No more trick-or-treating, no more homecoming, when someone sneezes, you have to say, 'happy holidays,'" the host said.
Colbert referred to clips of Fox News host Bill O'Reilly explaining how the Republicans base of white men, the "white establishment," could no longer be counted on to win elections.
Bill O'Reilly is right. The white establishment, guys like us, we're the minority now. We're helpless against this tide of non-white people who want 'stuff' and 'things.' ... Traditional white people -- of any race -- we don't want things, we have things.
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