Nick Offerman, mustachioed star of NBC's "Parks and Recreation," has blessed us all with this slam poetry tribute to bacon, one of America's foremost culinary delights.
Sporting a baseball cap and a Willie Nelson t-shirt, Offerman bangs on bongos and jams, "I listen, my nostrils widen, I'm stricken, it's bacon."
"The world is split into two halves: the bacon and the bacon-eaters," he continues.
Offerman's bacon tribute is part of a series of sketches from College Humor's Malarious project, which gets celebrities -- like Elizabeth Banks and Joss Whedon -- to star in ridiculous videos on behalf of malaria eradication.
From College Humor:
The Malarious team is also responsible for Rainn Wilson's recent video "Your Facebook is False."
To support the cause, visit College Humor's Malarious site.