BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., July 23 (UPI) -- An auction gallery in California is offering up a really long and really old piece of poop. Any takers? Nobody?
The ancient dung went on sale on Tuesday, July 22. As of late Wednesday, it was still available. The word "poop" can't be found anywhere on the website of I.M. Chait, auction house and purveyor of the petrified poo, but the artifact's photo hints at its identity.