Subscribe | UPI Odd Newsletter Subscribe LONDON, Feb. 4 (UPI) -- London residents more interested in getting even than in buying chocolates or flowers on Valentine’s Day can get a voodoo doll made in the image of their ex from the Last Tuesday Society. According to the Hex Your Ex website, “Has a love rat done the dirty on you? Get your revenge this Valentine's Day with a custom-made voodoo doll.” Advertisement “For anyone who has recently been spurned, dumped or two-timed the sight of a long-stemmed rose, a gipsy violinist or a gift box of Belgian truffles might evoke similar feelings of cold-blooded revenge and retribution. For all of you people may we offer our VOODOO YOUR EX service.” After turning in a photo of their ex, interested parties must also send in a piece of their former partner’s clothing or pick from a fabric like demin, paisley or gingham. Then jilted lovers must write five hexes for the doll; one for the torso and one for each limb. Available hexes for the Voodoo Your Ex service include: Impotence, Flatulence, Beer belly, Root canal surgery, Prostate examination, Pet run over, Football team relegated and Zero Twitter followers. Advertisement The service costs about $32 and people who buy a doll are invited to bring them to a Valentine's Day Masked Ball on February 14 for a “full voodoo hexing ceremony.” [Daily Mail] [Hex Your Ex] Read More Swedish widow charged in husband's death Asians concerned about future of energy: study Iran frustrated with U.S. stance on nuclear deal Bill Nye debates evolution with Creation Museum founder Ken Ham Tuesday night Reported assault turns out to be screaming pig having sex with five sows