According to the Hex Your Ex website, “Has a love rat done the dirty on you? Get your revenge this Valentine's Day with a custom-made voodoo doll.”
“For anyone who has recently been spurned, dumped or two-timed the sight of a long-stemmed rose, a gipsy violinist or a gift box of Belgian truffles might evoke similar feelings of cold-blooded revenge and retribution. For all of you people may we offer our VOODOO YOUR EX service.”
After turning in a photo of their ex, interested parties must also send in a piece of their former partner’s clothing or pick from a fabric like demin, paisley or gingham. Then jilted lovers must write five hexes for the doll; one for the torso and one for each limb.
Available hexes for the Voodoo Your Ex service include: Impotence, Flatulence, Beer belly, Root canal surgery, Prostate examination, Pet run over, Football team relegated and Zero Twitter followers.
The service costs about $32 and people who buy a doll are invited to bring them to a Valentine's Day Masked Ball on February 14 for a “full voodoo hexing ceremony.”
[Hex Your Ex]
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