The Pennsylvania "Swiss Cheese Pervert" reportedly drives his car up to women with his genitals exposed and then offers cash for ladies to put a slice of Swiss cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts.
"I understand that people may think this is funny, but this is no laughing matter," said the town watch's senior adviser, Milt Martelack. "We've had a couple individuals reach out to us. We're taking this matter very seriously, and we're working vigorously with police to get this guy off the streets."
Gabby Chest claims that a man she met on OkCupid made similarly strange requests.
"He said he was looking for someone to perform masturbation on him with cheese," Chest said. "He kept saying how strong his urges were and how desperate he was to find someone to help him with them."
According to Chest, the man shared details about his self-described "fetish."
"I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more," he wrote to Chest. "That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls."
She recognized the man from Mayfair Town Watch's Facebook page.
"There's no doubt it was him; it looked exactly like the picture on his profile," Chest said. "I was scared and shocked. I never thought the guys you see on those sites would be so close to me."
Mayfair Civic Association chairman Joe DeFelice is hoping that the town watch will be able to spoil the Swiss Cheese Pervert’s reign of bizarre behavior.
"The bottom line is that this flies in the face of all the positive improvements we've been trying to make," DeFelice said. "It's uncalled for and disheartening to think this guy is coming to our neighborhood to bother women. If they have a bead on him, I have faith. I hope he gets cheese sandwiches in prison."