Runner defecates at house repeatedly, resident upset [VIDEO]

By Kristen Butler, UPI.com   |   July 19, 2013 at 11:48 AM

A New Mexico man has captured security footage of the unidentified woman who keeps defecating next to his house during her morning jogs.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," said the man, who did not want to be identified.

The first incident took place on Easter Sunday, and at first he thought it must have just been a passing homeless person. But then it happened over and over. He says the defecations always happen on weekend mornings.

In the video, he explains, a young blonde woman runs into the alley behind his house, where he has a security camera, "drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up without any wipe, nothing else" and continues her run.

"If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!'" He said he didn't take the footage to the police because he didn't believe the fecal matter would be taken seriously.

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