"Just when you thought it was safe to go to the doctor," a "rising tide of healthcare costs" brings several tornados swirling around the giant faces of President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.
As her arm is torn off in a spray of blood, a woman screams -- not because of the pain, but because her "premiums just went up ... Again!"
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NBC reportedly holds celebs hostage to Jimmy Fallon's show